9 year old and friends decided to open glitter in her room. After a week of futile cleaning attempts I think it’s time to just burn this place down and start over.

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@JacksonOfTrades I’ll be coughing up shiny pink stuff on my death bed.


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@noah About 10 years ago my kids and friends had a glitter and perler bead party. I'm still recovering. Hang in there!


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@noah I used to work at a summer camp. One day, at this summer camp, a co-worker dumped an entire container of glitter on me. I think I still sparkle sometimes. That was 8 years ago. Good luck.


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@JacksonOfTrades a wild shiny *ITCHY** Eli appears*